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Songsaboutotherpeople
02:38
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Some people have a hard limit
I’m never gonna write another song again
About you
And I remember you daring me to Believe you -
I saw you with that jacket and I know what you put in it
I’ve heard all your songs
About other people
I get it inspiration is hard to come by
Bandcamp is like only fans but free
When you’re writing songs about
Fucking someone , Someone that’s not me
We get it
id say it’s pathetic
But You know they’re pretty good
And Ya they sound very good to you
I get it I’m not gonna be direct Im gonna
Write this shit about how I’m not worth it to make it
Onto your songs
They’re About other people
I get it inspiration is hard to come by
Bandcamp is like only fans but free
When you’re writing songs about
Fucking someone , Someone that’s not me
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"Sex against"
03:48
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I thought of the phrase
“Sex against”
In a dream last night
Then I realized it’s not so clever
I’ll I’ve ever had is sex against someone
With a promise
With conclusion
If you’re against me
Then Im against you
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4. |
Garlic n Erb
03:23
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Returning to the mild flames
Enough to keep the coals alive
I had to hop an electric fence
and I’m still half a day late
I saw the tunnel you dug under
But id been in that tunnel before
And I’m not sure i like what’s on the other end
But at least the miners became my friends
At least those miners became my friends
On the day alex trebek died
I remembered the time he shaved his moustache
He did it for April fools
And it grew back the very next day
Yeah the country was stunned in silence
When that moustache grew back the next day
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5. |
Honk If Ur Lonely
02:13
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Radio's on, feeling all right
Cruising the strip on a Saturday night
I smile and I wave and I hide all my pain
But the sign on my bumper gives me away
Honk if you're lonely tonight
If you need a friend to get through the night
A toot on your horn, a flash of your brights
Honk if you're lonely tonight
I know a honky tonk where we can go
A booth in the back with the lights way down low
The jukebox is playing a sad melody
For heartbroken lovers just like you and me
We'll laugh and we'll flirt and we'll dance every dance
And before the night's over we'll make romance
The morning will find us with a smile on our face
And we'll be together in a lovers' embrace
Honk if you're lonely tonight
If you need a friend to get through the night
A toot on your horn, a flash of your brights
Honk if you're lonely tonight
I know it seems sad to be so damn blue
But there's always a chance that you'll meet someone new
I know that somewhere waiting for me
Is a sad, lonely lover with a bumper that reads
Honk if you're lonely tonight
If you need a friend to get through the night
A toot on your horn, a flash of your brights
Honk if you're lonely tonight
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6. |
Thxgiving song
03:49
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I'm only waiting till thxgiving
Caus every 7 years I was born
If I wanted to see some drunken fistfights
I would be moving to the rose this morning
I’m tired of saying I’m tired ,
And I’m done trying to make you smile
If I hear you say my name one more time
I’ll be walking your man down the isle
I hated my life until I realized
I coulda been came into nothing a thousand times
But let me put it to rhyme
Well I still hate it sometimes
But some perspective sure is nice
Just to clarify I’m trying to say
I coulda not existed in a thousand ways
And on this day I was almost born on thanksgiving
So I’m writing a song caus I need another one for this album
But also caus I’m trying to tell ya something
Do conducteurs still make their routes
When there’s no passengers to deliver
Every time I’m on a train alone
I’m never sure where I’m gonna be taken
I asked the devil if I could buy some Souls
Caus I read that I could probably use some
When I asked he just stopped and laughed
Said there hasn’t been souls for millenniums
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Old Youtube
04:07
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Today I’m gonna be the type of guy who wears a zip up fleece
I borrowed it from my friend and I’m filling out a role
Sometimes you can’t live up to who you had to be
Sometimes you gotta be the guy in the fleece
I’ve been telling people I was on old YouTube
And I grew a bad beard just so they’d buy it
I’ve been making videos since 2002
And of course all the while they knew that I was lying
I went to goodwill and I bought some khakis
A New York yankees hat
Even though I can see the lights from Fenway
From my appartement
Though the people in line to Taco Bell Woodstock will never know
I’m not making a split album with the 40 year old folk artists in dumbo
The objective truth of the true story
Of this folk career
I’ve learned so much from writing
Made up songs about made up things about real life people that wake up and go to sleep every day
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8. |
Charles
03:33
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People need to stop making vignettes
Because the word is dumb
I tried to make one the other day
But the book burned before I was done
Two sheriffs sitting in a Starbucks downtown
Another patch of grass to guard -
And reinforcements are coming down
They cut back hours for 991 phoners
And let all the cars burn brown
And I’m at the point where I’m really glad
They forced us to talk about Christmas
I really like the old songs
But the guy in the parks on reruns
Every single Sunday at 3pm
He plays the same song by procol Harum
Every three months I ask a cashier out
in my head
Today was the day but my order never was said
Sitting in the park a few hours later I finally made up my mind
“Could you please stop staring"
she said as I left the line
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POSTHOR NEYCORE
04:50
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POS thur
NEIGH core
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10. |
I'm not sorry
01:08
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That time you dared to rhyme “dance” with
It’s old and tired heir “romance”
Right after, I stuck my hand in a jar of
Jalapeños we pickled
And thrusted up my nose a newly pickled finger
A shot to the nasal cavity
Of real mild flame
I’ve rattled my radiator so much
My landlord got rid of all the spoons in the building
And the windows have been painted with
days mist of indecision
Just look at how everyday before the sun goes behind our building
The one across the street is illuminated
So the bricks are as red as a newly fertile earth
(It had been scorched so many times before)
And the stone - stolen from Athens
I’d almost believe we were in London .
I’d almost
Stop feeling so guilty for looking away
even for a moment
And I haven’t even mentioned the sky
I think I saw something like this
In a suggested paint scheme in Home Depot
But in real life
There’s always that one stratus cloud
Suspended above your field
Could it be an any more obvious
Reminder
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